morganicapples:

frawgs:

frawgs:

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

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sorcerersage:

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lily-orchard:

singlethread:

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

I want to make a joke about my username but in truth I was just sleep-deprived and full of righteous anger

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calware:

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if they make me president my first action in office will be to declare green beans a fruit

other outfit

joyfulldreams:

The Homestuck 2024 Fan Calendar is HERE!

There is no longer any official Homestuck merch being sold, and that means that the long-standing tradition of a yearly calendar is on the outs. At least, in any official capacity.

But I love these calendars, and have put together the work of 14 artists to continue the tradition myself. Each has made an absolutely gorgeous piece that I’ll be happy to display on my wall for the entirety of next year, all surrounding the theme of SBURB Planets.

You can access a free, digital version of the calendar, purchase a physical one and have it shipped to you, or pay as little as $1 USD to gain access to a print-ready PDF and print it yourself!

>>>GET ONE HERE!<<<

Pre-Orders for the physical calendar are open until November 25th! So order one while they’re available!

The lovely artists involved are as follows!
@gamzee, @clowndamned, @nightcigale, @xamag-draws, @galaxicnerd, @sollay-b, @peeptier, @soriastrider, @eddie-draws, @disegnidipizzo, @captainquestionart, @alienbabydraws, @skounch, @abyssalcicada

gravitycoill:

wish we could’ve seen baby marcy in the baby universe. would’ve been cool to her and simon i guess

mushtoons:

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xenodogz:

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

Miku family reunion

for today’s lucky 10,000, here’s the song that OP is talking about

it is genuinely sweet and charming and I’m so glad to have googled it

The meme is funny, but Miku’s grandpa (the IBM 7094) actually looked like this:

ALT

He took up 2,000+ square feet and helped with NASA’s “Saturn” flights.

Look how big and clunky he is. He had to work really hard to sing that song ;_; please appreciate him.

if you want to feel emotions here’s a combination of the IBM704 and Hatsune Miku singing Daisy Bell as a duet

sorry i wanted to draw miku singing with her grandpa 🥺

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withathorn:

ndiecity:

Having the hiccups is how it feels to be poisoned in a video game

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qrowpilled:

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

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pointnclick:

“No one wants to work anymore.” Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

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you look like scooped from a jar

catfoodminmo:

you look like two scoops from a jar of something.

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